prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

7 months today with this loser 😍😊

7 months today with this loser 😍😊

(Source: awwww-cute)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

nbcparksandrec:

Happy National Coffee Day, Jerry!

nbcparksandrec:

Happy National Coffee Day, Jerry!

Omfg

Omfg

(Source: fuckyeaha7ximg)

Someone’s upset that he can’t play on the balcony. 😾

Someone’s upset that he can’t play on the balcony. 😾

Just let it be. You may as well. Everything moves in and out at its own time. You have no control. You never did, you never will.

Byron Katie (via blazeberg)